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What Would Susie Say? IN WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY , Susie Essman Sheds The Crasser Layers To Reveal How She Went From An Anxiety Ridden, Struggling Stand Up Comic To Being One Of The Funniest Women On Television, Playing Susie Greene On HBO S Curb Your Enthusiasm Emerging As One Of The Most Successful Performers In Her Field, Essman Goes Behind The Scenes Of A Life In Comedy With Her Funny Cohorts, Including Joy Behar, Rodney Dangerfield, And, Of Course, Jeff Garlin And Larry David, While Also Providing Sidesplittingly Funny Wisdom On A Range Of Topics That She S Highly Unqualified To Expound Upon, Including Men, Sports, Hypochondria, And Stepparenthood.WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY ABOUTMARRIAGE It Took Me A Long Time To Find The Man I Was Willing To Commit Myself To Even The Word Commit Is Troublesome One Is Committed To A Mental Institution MEN WITH DOGS As A Dog Lover, I Ve Researched Many Different Breeds And I Ve Begun To Realize That You Can Tell A Lot About A Person By What Breed Of Dog They Choose To Associate With A Bit Self Conscious About Your Cellulite A Guy With A Shar Pei Is For You They Re Hard To Find, But Cheaper Than Lipo THE BEAUTY OF MENOPAUSE I Guess I Just Have To Accept The Fact That I M Going To End Up A Bald, Fat, Sweaty, Irritable Woman With A Dry Vagina And A Full Beard Who Never Sleeps And Has Memory Loss So I Won T Even Be Able To Remember How Hot I Used To Look STEPPARENTHOOD My Mother Used To Tell Me You Can T Buy Your Kids Love Bullshit You Can, And It S Exponential They Re Like Russian Mail Order Brides The You Spend, The They Love You WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAYis Essman S Irreverent, Refreshingly Candid, And Hilarious Retort To The Dubious Facts Of Life That We All Face.